Me: "I didn't know you were a hunter. What did you hunt?"
Don, 80 year old resident: "What do you think?"
Me: "Deer?"
Don: "Women."
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Me: "Tony, it's time for bingo!"
Tony, 90 year old resident: "Oh, oh, okay, just resting my eyes."
Me: "Do you need help getting up?"
Tony, with a mischievous look on his face: "Getting up, or getting it up?"
Me: "I'll be back in five minutes."
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Picture a group of elderly residents sitting around a table for a baking activity. A resident's middle-aged daughter is visiting and joining us for the activity. She happens to be wearing a Hard Rock Cafe t-shirt.
Tony, elbowing me and whispering: "Hard Rocks, eh?"
Jaclyn: "Don't go there, Tony."
Tony, still whispering: "Heh heh, hard rocks...."
Jaclyn: "Don't do it, Tony...."
Tony, hands out in front of him pretending to squeeze two oranges, loudly addressing the visitor: "They're hard as a rock, eh? Prove it to me!"
HAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
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